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1.Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?
Because he is lying
2.What is the best snake to take into a math class?
An adder
3.What is a history teacher’s favorite fruit?
Dates
4.If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella
5.Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
She had extremely bright students
6.When do doctors get angry?
When they run out of patients!
7.Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
8.What is the tallest building in the world?
A library –
it has so many stories
9.Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing
10.Success is a relative term. What so many does it bring?
It brings so many relatives.
11.Love is photogenic. What does it need darkness to do?
It needs darkness to develop.
12.How can a leopard change his spots?
Move to another place
13.Why is a river so rich?
Because it has two banks
14.Where can you rest at first and at last you don’t like it because of an ant?
A restaurant
15.What is a witch’s favorite subject in school
Spelling
16.In what way are the letter “A” and noon the same?
Both are in the middle of day
17.How are trees, cars, and elephants alike?
They all have a trunk
答案在題目下方~反白就
能看到囉!@@
本篇文章引用自此
還不錯~可以增加英文實力!
1.Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?
Because he is lying
2.What is the best snake to take into a math class?
An adder
3.What is a history teacher’s favorite fruit?
Dates
4.If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella
5.Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
She had extremely bright students
6.When do doctors get angry?
When they run out of patients!
7.Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
8.What is the tallest building in the world?
A library –
it has so many stories
9.Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing
10.Success is a relative term. What so many does it bring?
It brings so many relatives.
11.Love is photogenic. What does it need darkness to do?
It needs darkness to develop.
12.How can a leopard change his spots?
Move to another place
13.Why is a river so rich?
Because it has two banks
14.Where can you rest at first and at last you don’t like it because of an ant?
A restaurant
15.What is a witch’s favorite subject in school
Spelling
16.In what way are the letter “A” and noon the same?
Both are in the middle of day
17.How are trees, cars, and elephants alike?
They all have a trunk
答案在題目下方~反白就
能看到囉!@@
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